What Kind Of Husband Will Gary Coleman Make?

Last week the news broke that Gary Coleman was secretly married, and had been since August 2007 to 22-year-old Shannon Price. At the risk of using the obvious quip: "watchu talkin 'bout?" I know that there's a lid for every pot, but I had a hard time wrapping my mind around this.

I've heard news stories and seen reality shows with Gary Coleman featured and my impression has been that he's an unrelentingly bitter and angry man. The Cashcall commercials I've seen him in had a whiff of desperation that just made me sad for him. And while I don't deny Coleman may have gotten a few hard knocks in life but really, who hasn't? As Don Henley sings in, "The Heart Of The Matter", "you keep carrying that anger, it'll each you up inside baby".

The thing I really keep wondering about is: what kind of husband will Gary Coleman make? Coleman's new bride sells his clothing and other items on ebay and they claim that they kept their marriage secret because Shannon didn't want to be known as "Gary Coleman's wife". Whoa! Isn't that what most new brides DO want, to be known as the wife of the man they love? Gary says he "wouldn't want that in a million years" and hopes she becomes famous for selling on ebay. Watching these two on Inside Edition was one of the most painful things I've seen since the Mike Tyson/Robin Givens interview some years back with Barbara Walters.

Still, the first year of marriage is a tough one for lots of people and maybe they'll make it. I'd like to see a Gary with the albatross of anger lifted from his shoulders.

That would be something to talk about Willis.

So What IS The Deal With Gary Coleman Anyway?

Possibly you've seen those CashCall commercials with Gary Coleman as the spokesperson and, if you're anything like me, you've wondered: "what IS the deal with him anyway?"

I find myself watching these commercials where Gary laughs maniacally about not being able to borrow money from his family, or crashes a car as he drives off, or extolling the virtues of CashCall as a means to getting "extra cash" when you need it, and I wonder what is going on with this man.

Yes, he's a far cry from the "whatyoutalkinboutwillis" cutie that used to be to be on television. I'm wondering if he's paying back a couple of CashCall loans, in fact I think that every time I see a new commercial, Gary's incurred a new loan.

I don't want to kick someone when they're down, but I'm just saying...